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Sweet of you to come.
Yeah, I think... I think we spent...
almost every single birthday together since the third grade.
Hi, Somewhere.
Somewhere's happy to see you.
Just the fact that you're even asking yourself the question...
pretty much proves you're qualified.
Most people spend more time worrying about
how to raise tomatoes than they do their own kids.
Can you even imagine how happy Mary would be about this?
Yeah, but that's not a good enough reason to do it.
You've got a lot of love left in your heart.
She always said you'd make a terrific dad.
Yeah, but she also said I was gonna win
the Nobel Prize for literature.
Yes, and she also said that you snore,
and that you can't balance your checkbook...
It's all true.
But that you're great in bed.
You better come back here!
You look well.
Thanks. You, too.
I'm sorry.
- Right. - It didn't seem right.
Jesus.
Jesus is important. But other religions are just as relevent.
Esther, do me a favor.
When you become president, please don't take away
my Social Security.
Oh! Man! Ooh!
- Oh! Oh! - Hey!
- Guys, get off the dog. - We're just playing.
- Yeah. - Oh!
That dog is like 200 years old in human...
Would you do that to Grandma?
Guys, get off!
Somewhere a dog barked...
and then he licked his privates.
What do you think, Somewhere?
You think we could do it alone?
Huh?
- Hi, Sophie, how you doin'? - Not bad.
You good?
Good.
Move ahead!
It says, "Fragile. Handle with Care" for God's sake.
David... And, hello, Earth to David.
A kid who sits in a box all day...
is a giant red flag, all right?
I never ran a marathon.
I don't want to run a marathon. I want to do something...
- Dennis! - Tran fobo medio.
Dennis, what are you doing?
- It's raining! - I'm waiting for David.
What?
The man with UV protection.
You see, he's been abandoned, emotionally abused...
I mean, I want to be sensitive, but he's a mess.
She's... She's our good friend, me and Somewhere.
She helped design this whole garden, so...
That's so Zen.
It is, kind of, isn't it?
Yeah.
See? More sunshine.
Keep your hips towards me, though, if you can.
Just move this foot a little towards me.
No, no, not that part of your hips.
Just square yourself up this way. Right like that, right?
And then hand on the bat and, remember, you're gonna step forward.
When you hit the ball, you can yell, "Hot coffee!"
Say it.
- Hot coffee! - Say, "Hot coffee!"
All right, forget it.
Seven out of ten times you can fail...
but you're still a star. A little better than that...
you'll go to the Big Show for a cup of coffee.
- I like this game. - I know. It's good, right?
It's a great game. So, eye on the ball and swing.
That was a little late.
Watch the ball hit the bat.
Watch. Just have your eyes go right there.
What is with your pitching?
Here we go. That was a little too early.
- But it was so good. - Yeah.
It was a good form.
Almost, Dennis, that was nice.
All right now, with fierce determination.
Want to see you, you know, just groove on it.
You know, get a little attitude. You know, a little swagger.
You touch the plate. Come on, you're a lefty.
You're weird, you're eccentric, nobody understands you.
You don't even understand yourself.
You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. Yeah.
Now hands back, give me the eagle eye.
- I'm scared. - That's what I'm talkin' about.
Oh! Oh!
Hot coffee!
Hot coffee.
Oh! Hot coffee!
Yeah, you drove it down the line.
That's a fair ball! Run!
- Run! Run, Dennis! - Fair ball! Run!
Drop the bat and run. Run.
Run!
- Dennis, run. - Go, run! Run!
- Come on! - Run! Quick!
Come on now.
Oh, thank you, sweetie.
What was that for?
'Cause they're giving medals to all the wrong guys.
I was always waiting for Julie Andrews to turn up with her guitar
and get me the hell out of West Covina.
Yeah, but did you go to school in lederhosen?
- Yes, I did. - That's a good look for you.
Well, that's really...
That's really cold.
All right. You want to get a glass of water for you?
Where do you... Where do you want him to sit?
Hey, it doesn't matter. Anywhere you want.
Be laissez-faire about it, right?
OK, does he have turkey or should I get some Lucky Charms?
I don't know. Ask boy wonder over there.
OK.
Hey. Hey, Dennis.
Do you want to have some turkey with us?
I can't eat anything grown on Saturn's moons.
- Hmm. - Well, then, I think you're safe here.
That'll be great. OK, buddy?
You ever notice how far apart his eyes are actually set?
- No. - Or that his ears are just a little bit pointy?
Little bit.
David?
I... I guess what I'm trying to say is that I...
I know you see a lot of yourself in him...
but, David, I was there.
You were weird, and you had problems...
but this kid is in a whole other league.
You know, what is so amazing about you...
is that you're right.
You're always right... and you remember when you're right
and you never let anybody else forget it.
I'm gonna just go out for a minute.
Hey, come on, Dennis.
Let's get out of here.
Gee, this was fun, huh?
- A little later... - David?
I can make you some Lucky Charms or something.
- David? David, don't. - That's OK.
- Come on, it's Christmas. - Well, you know, whatever.
- Of course, it is. - You know?
Where... Where you going?
David?
Come on.
Hey.
Come on. I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
Well, "trial period," is that a code?
- OK. - Some kind of code? 'Cause you said that.
- I know. - I... You know what?
- I, I, I... - Everything's OK. Everything's cool.
- I was just trying... - You know, I'm just tired.
I'm just tired.
But it's Christmas, David.
- No. We'll come over tomorrow. - Just relax.
We'll come over tomorrow, OK?
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- We have to do this. - I can't. You do it.
I think it should be this shirt with these.
OK.
It looks hot on you.
- He'll look devastating. - He will. He will. That's fine.
- That's fine. - Right?
What happened in ninth grade?
I grew breasts.
That would've done it for me.
My God, childhood is barbaric.
I know, it's tough...
I should go. It's late, and I'm tired.
Do you want me to make some coffee
for the ride home or something or...
or you could just stay here. In the guest bedroom.
You don't have a guest bedroom.
That's right. Best you were on the couch.
I didn't... Believe me, that... That's not what I meant.
That was the furthest...
furthest thing from my mind. Really.
Oh, really? The furthest?
Well, not the furthest thing from my mind.
There's just things that are a little further away like smallpox or, you know.
It's really...
I gotta go. I gotta go feed the goldfish.
The goldfish?
I'm taking care of my neighbor's goldfish.
Your neighbor's.
- Yes. - I see.
Uh, uh...
They need to get fed.
Goldfish, huh?
- Good night. - Yeah.
Uh... oh.
You OK?
Uh, yeah. Are you OK?
I don't know.
You are. You look OK.
- So do you. - OK. Bye.
You look great.
- What? - You look good.
Oh, you, too.
And that is enough of Dracoban for one night.
Good night, sweet prince.
Nice talk.
David! David!
Yeah!
I'm coming!
Dennis, you OK, pal? What's wrong?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Flomar.
Somewhere?
- Ohh. - What's wrong with him?
- Oh, Somewhere. - What happened?
Is he OK?
No, no.
He died.
Died?
Damn it.
Hey, let's go for a ride. Let's go for a ride. Let's get out of here.
We'll go look at the stars. Come on, pal.
in a universe that very well may be chasing its own tail at the speed of light.
- Hi, Sophe. - Hi.
OK, come with me, huh?
It's gonna be OK.
Let me go get some coffee here. It's all right.
I think.
Thank you.
So lucky.
Look, it's just gonna be like, you know...
I'm gonna show my face for twenty minutes...
Dennis?
Congratulations.
Who is this handsome fellow?
Oh, my God. I look like Chairman Mao.
That's right. You brought your Little Red Book.
- Oh, that's hideous. - Louie. Louis?
Louie, right here, snappy snap.
Welcome to the big time, Mr. Gordon.
Tina. So excited.
- I was wondering about you. - So lovely to see you.
Ah, you wouldn't be the first.
- Ah, David. - Yeah?
I'd like to introduce you to Leonard.
He's the head of our marketing.
- Nice to meet you. - He's absolutely brilliant.
- Yeah? - Welcome to the club.
Tina likes to surround herself with brilliant people.
I can see that.
Well, shall we just give this manuscript...
to my assistant for safekeeping?
Linus.
Tina, actually, could I speak with you...
in private for a moment? There's just...
I have something I need to talk to you about.
Uh, listen, this might be a little awkward.
That's my least favorite word.
I'm sure.
Uh, well, could you take a look at this?
I just want to talk to you 'cause it's a little...
different situation here than I imagined.
Liz!
- We just... - What happened?
We just can't find him.
Talk to him. Go, go, go, go.
Two, three. Hold on!
Come on, one more, one more, one more.
One, two, three.
Was that good?
- Come on. - Okay, here we go.
Okay, guys.
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